Wednesday, July 18, 2012

My New Title

A few days ago a friend of mine called me a slacker in regards to my updating on my blog. Not that I would ever admit to this person that they are right, I chose instead to take the higher road and explain to them how I'm just not that exciting.....At least not enough to blog daily. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

This explanation was not good enough for said friend.Yes, this person knows me all to well and can smell the bullshit from across the world (literally).

They said that excuse won't work this time.So I decided to finally give up on the excuses and go with what I know........

Why yes I believe the following definition could at some point or another be about me----

slacker [ˈslækə]
1. a person who evades work or duty; shirker

2. Informal
a.  an educated young adult characterized by cynicism and apathy
b.  (as modifierslacker culture

But I prefer to be known as this:

scrimshanker - a shirker

Sounds way cooler-------

So from now on you may all refer to me as:

Queen Embry Scrimshanker        



  1. Lol. Hey Queenie. :P Blogs are hard work to maintain and generally for little feedback. I still like the idea of having one but I too am a slacker/shirker. Maybe I need to rename myself. Hmmm...

    1. we shall start a club for blog shirkers............called the Lady Scrimshankers...........

      Yeah I like the sound of that ;)

  2. You are such a wanker sometimes, Emb'. I laughed so hard I started coughing and couldn't stop. If I wind up dead it will be all your fault - LOL. And yes I did dub you the Slacker but that is not the name we came up with for you if I recall it was (Sir Embry of the Slacker).

    1. I do believe it was Queen Embry the Slacker.....since I'm not a sir..........but I like my new name and thats who I shall